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Crazy Cat Guy This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Fremont, United States

Happy Caturday

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

thomasrasmussen7 20

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

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Comments (47)

iTzSelverZz 14

Hope they didn't bust a nut.

desoxyn242 14

I wish I had some ******* fighting over me

Peter_Ohnigian 14

Oh god, I thought of that wrong at first.

thomasrasmussen7 20

Cats can be dicks, or hurt them..

Jasim 17

Bloody thighs!

hekinokuroihi 20

Cats are evil. Get some dogs.

JayGatsby 25

FYL OP. My sister and I have had similar issues with our dogs when I visit her, because our dogs are very territorial and get jealous easily. I don't know if this will work for cats, but my sister and I just kept bringing them closer and giving them treats as they got closer so they knew that the other dog was ok, and every time they fought we would isolate them away from everyone for a bit and tried again. Hopefully that helps your cats!

llamarrama01 21

Do ******* always fight over you?

Wizardo 34

One bag of nuts, finely chopped and sliced. Sprinkle lightly over the braised and shredded dignity.

vikingchick 22

YDI. It wouldn't be that hard to either pet both or get the cats off your lap.

slyde32 12

sure, he could pet both, thst works until the point where the cats both want his lap to sit on

shaunr40k 20

I smell a repeat

sstahpp 33

YDI for wearing shorts :D

JayGatsby 25

yes, because when I'm about to wear shorts, I think about the possibility of getting mauled by cats

thatcoolguy123 14

because i totally know that i'm going to get attacked by 2 fighting cats. yep. i totally have the superpower of telling the future.

LaurenRoxsU 9

@21, Gotta think on your feet. Just like you should always prepare for the possibility of having a grand piano dropped on you from several stories up. No? Just me?? Okay nevermind.