Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Shadic 0
..Ouch. And she didn't invite you once the party started? She's as crappy as her friends, then.
texmas 0
#4, that was so stupid that I reported you for abuse. Abuse of the english language, of my intelligence, of the comment system...
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missbucket 0
This has actually happened to me! Except it was my boyfriend, and he was turning 18. He called me right after it started. He said I "Should come" my reaction was why would I come to something I'm obviously not wanted at, he said I was being a downer so he hung up. After the party he called to say that "It wasn't that they hated me, they only disliked me a bit" they just wanted to avoid giving me a ride to the party.
Leviathan_fml 0
do you know any of her friends?
awefjio 0
LOL #5-9 #4 you're such an idiot. say sorry
FuzzMonkey09 0
P.S. Texmas is a whackjob who is jealous of all her friends boyfriends. If I were to throw my best friend a surprise party, you best believe I'm gonna her boyfriend. Whats a surprise party without ALL her friends??
LolCows 0
I agree with all but #4 and #27, uhh ya, ur gf and her friends are kind of bitches lol. I mean why wouldnt they invite u, and why wouldnt ur gf call u like 32 kind of said?
lalalalovingit 0
Yesssss, 3 years? It's obviously not a serious relationship.. Why wouldn't she invite you after the party started? If she could have so much fun with out you on her birthday.. you obviously don't matter.
coloredwax 0
@21, if it had been me, I would have assumed that he had been invited and just didn't show up. Thus, I would have been a little miffed/disappointed and certainly would not have called him to invite him. I would have likely, however, called him to bitch him out for not showing. lol
BEB131 0
Wait... its a surprise party.... she wasnt inviting the ppl.. its her friends that dont like u apparantly
missbucket 0
@39 - no ******* shit.
LordP123 0
Hang on a sec. You were going out for 3 years? YOU should have been the one organizing the surprise party! And yeah @39..Agreed.