Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
Ottawa_Sucks 0
You're a retarded bitch. **** you.
manoverboard 0
POKEMON FTW. rotfl.(:
jtek 0
Protip: guys hate being with girls that nag them about their hobbies. If he liked video games and legos, good for him. He needs to find a girl who likes that about him.
gratsy 0
he's a guy
free_Aus 0
By "grow up" he probably means "put out"
jondivey 9
so true
Jaxro 6
Dont be bad mouthing the COD!
miguelzxz 1
MAN! Everyone else took the words right out of my mouth... And Pokemon and Bionicles are def. not a problem, I'm 20 and still got a kick out of the old games, even some of the new ones.
false_swipes 0
Sounds like he was making some random excuse- he's lame.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, **** him! pokemon??? r u kidding me? #4- u suck
marykateex3 0
Playing video games and owning Pokemon cards are not really an accurate measure of how mature someone is. Whining is, on the other hand. Stop whining and grow up.
DWdizzy 0
ha agree with this post 100%
sue_fml 0
This FML wasn't immature at all!! /sarcasm