Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
etchainer 0
Seriously; if you're response is, "You're telling me to grow up? You're the one with toys!" it shows that he's probably right. Enjoying childish things doesn't make someone a child; whining on the internet however can be fairly damning in that respect.
MrRecon72 0
At least you'll get laid.
omglolydi 0
By "grow up" he probably means "lose weight"
ANBUKaptain 0
He's right. You do need to grow up.
2PMbaby 0
Maybe he's got a future ahead of him as a Pokemon Master and you just didn't understand.
shaBAMalex 0
Lmao, everyone needs to chill out. She got dumped. No reason for such criticism :P I doubt any of you even know her at all and your making such assumptions. But ya, I like pokemon they coool :) FYL tho
cadillacgal79 32
OPs a guy
I_Deserved_It 10
It's called a hobby. Heard of it? Dunno about Bionicles, but as for the Pokemon, some adults enjoy the games, just not for the same reasons that kids do. (OMGWTFBBQ!111!!! I GOT LIEK, 123832483 LEGENDARIES) Lol, #25.
AWESOM_E 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA owned! Guys, she is not whining or complaining. She is sharing the ****-ness of her life with other people. That's what this site is about lol
Killerblonde41 2
yeah but there's nothing wrong with call of duty, it's very fun
threer 30
OP is male.
TheGivenChild 0
My bf told me the same thing...I was like 16 at the time and he was going into college. I was having serious issues with my mother and he couldn't understand why I was so high strung and easily angered. Yeah and he goes to college and has the balls to admit to kissing another girl while up there...yet when I can't trust him, I'm the immature one. Yah, ok. I can't judge from the info you gave cuz I know a lot of guys who game (my current fiance included), doesn't mean they're immature...oh well. Find someone else, might have better luck. =P
IAlwaysFail 0
Call of Duty might be the GREATEST thing to happen to video games. But Pokemon and the other thing, ill give you that.
rttr 18
You do always fail. Cod is just mindless killimg, there is no advancement at all. The plots rarely change. It is pretty much the same guns, and they screw up graphics, etc.
Thejackel79 9
Actually if we are going to talk about the greatest thing that would have to be Nintendo who was the biggest contributor to saving thr industry back in the 80s.