Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50 metres down the street so that I would be confused when I came out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML
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Top comments
fleshforbones 0
Looks like someone needs a new car AND a new boyfriend.
JhasNeeh 7
Why did you let him drive your car without a license?
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Comments (102)
TachyonParadox 0
You should been arrested for allowing an unlicensed person to drive your car.
boarder700 0
FYL FerrariCake. FYL for having the desire to talk trash about something you know nothing about. FYL for not having the intelligence or people skills to ever own a Ferrari even though you clearly want one. FYL for not having enough knowledge about cars to even drive a Ferrari if you ever got the chance. You sir, are a moron.
Brak_Spaceman 19
oh shit
strawberryspacejam 11
No longer? Get it repaired idiot. Cars can get new engines
HAN93 0
why the **** didnt you drive it back yourself?? YDI
randomreader2315 4
Why the **** would you allow him to drive YOUR car with a suspended license? I feel no sympathy for you in this case.
patrickalamo 48
Date a thug, hang with thugs... Have thug things happen to you.
Unlucky_Gun 0
You should've called me, I know how to drive stick
Harrisongs 3
I always think less of men when I find out they can't drive standard.