Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my estranged father died. No one bothered to tell me, and the only reason I found out was because his wife texted my sister. When I asked about the service, I was told I was not welcome in the state he had lived in, because I was no longer family. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has drunkenly told my sister more than once that he doesn’t love either of us, and even then he prefers her over me. All these years I thought I was crazy for thinking I had any kind of daddy issues, but I guess that must be why I’m a phenomenal fuck. FML
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, my mother casually told me she’s been seeing someone for the past 3 months. My dad passed away 2 years ago. They were together for 40 years. Suddenly she had to get off the phone with me because her “guy she’s been talking to” was calling. Hence I’m on the wine. FML
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to have a sister. Who’s the mom gonna be? It’s my cousin from my mom’s side. My dad’s excuse? "Well, she ain’t blood related." FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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Top comments
GoddessDigi 12
Ouch. I wonder why he'd even bring it up. That's just going to hurt, rather than help in any way..
relyo 0
Wow! That sucks. You should go into detail about how you just found out that your pregnant, how excited you are that he's going to be a grandfather and then tell him you aborted it. That'll make you about even.
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Comments (107)
blamecanadaa 0
not sure, if it was me (im a guy) i might have beat the shit out of him for keeping something so important from me, it might even knock some sense in him too
blamecanadaa 0
and sorry i know he is your father, but you talk about him like he doesn't have the brains to act like one, and so in turn might not be deserved to be treated as one.
joshhh11 0
21 assholes the person who commented asking how was it the dads fault. well, her father could have told her that she had a sister well before she had passed away.
laxmonkey1440 0
ummmmmm thats ****** up but kinda sad and funny at the time
Nic_hole 0
aww :/ that's horrible, wish you could have met her soon!!
MetalcoreBassist 0
how could any one vote this down? FYL.
davidhasmorefun 0
omg. that sucks. this is truly fyl
saranottelling 7
How could anyone click "you deserved it" for this one? That really sucks that you never got to meet someone that was so close to you. It could have been worse though. You could have met her and found out you both have a really good connection and decide to be great friends, and then she died.
raiden2k10 0
All the bastards Who said you totally deserved Are ****** up
quietlytearful 0
*sad face* I wonder what you said to your dad...