Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
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Top comments
BitchPlease18 6
Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...
CoolAidIsMyName 0
Did she?
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Comments (84)
elisha_reyes 2
What a real douche bag:/
erice867 0
You should've already told her.
janerose21 3
oh man I am so sorry, what a big fat error. But this reminds me of an episode of friends where Bruce Willis (Mr Stevens) was playing the father of Ross student/girlfriend and Rachel accidentally tells Mr Stevens about Ross' three marriages!!
sweetmama88 6
Fathers know best !
Harpy20 24
Well if you guys haven't known each other long enough for this to not make a difference in whether or not you stay together, then maybe you shouldn't have her meeting your family yet. Your dad did the right thing in filling her in, imo.
jayfreeman80 0
Good advice he gave her - I hope she took it
vbmg152 19
If she didn't know about your previous marriages, you've got a big problem!
ICastillo 25
Op's Dad: Stop It's a trap. Girlfriend: What? Op's Dad: Get out while you still can. *slaps Op's girlfriend* He will ruin you!!!!!!!!!
melrose90210 10
Anyone else think of Ross from friends?
Needafarm 22
No, but thanks for reminding me. lol.
disneydraeer 10
I bet he'll make a great father in law.... Oh wait, I bet he was a great father in law....