Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML
Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
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TigressUK 0
Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD
Fuzzynavel 10
Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!
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Comments (99)
Rooney101 0
That definitely takes a special kind of stupidity
jaybirdka 0
It takes a certain kind of retard to do something like that...congratulations
grayh123 0
Actually subconsciously if you've done this before you would not be paying 100% attention to the lines you are painting on. Most people think they would notice, but I wonder how few would actually pay attention to such a tedious job. When it's totally natural not to.
Manda777 0
haha i agree w #12... but still its possible 16... there was a bus driver that ran into a bridge with 10ft clearance, n when questioned later, said he didnt even see the bridge at all
ahhrealmonsters 0
YDI! Were you not paying attention at all?! LOL
Nuklear 0
I agree with #36. In fact, he may be looking directly at the lines and concentrating hard to not screw it up.
crazieeli 0
although you might have been concentrating hard, you should still check every once in a while :T
AngryScotsman 0
If you were whistling it would be 31% funnier.
birdman8687 0
your a complete idiot for never looking back or anything! and how can take an hour to put some lines on a field? it shouldnt take that long!
Grar 0
How the hell did you not look down once?