Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML
Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
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TigressUK 0
Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD
Fuzzynavel 10
Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!
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Comments (99)
b00mc1ap 0
The taking of corners and doing the lines in the middle would show you that you did not put paint in. Fake...
LostHope 0
i'm sorry but thats just hilarious!!
live_and_learn 0
how is it possible that you never noticed? you must have been off in your own little world.
smileyface2113 0
I dont believe this happened
SirAlan 0
at least no-one else saw it!
Oriina 0
... Soccer fields are rectangular and have boxes in them. You would've seen the white paint at some point. You have to connect the lines somehow! Or maybe you're just an idiot. You didn't think you were using green paint, right?
k1o2a3l4a5 0
HAHAHA YDI
infantrygirl 0
How did you NOT notice that? YDI
californiaroll 0
LOLLL . good job.
illeyad 0
this is fake, the lines would have crossed at one point, either that or you're completely unaware of your surroundings.