Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML
Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
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TigressUK 0
Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD
Fuzzynavel 10
Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!
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Comments (99)
pineapples_fml 5
hahahaha. our team jokes all the time in field hockey about how the people who line fields must be mentally handicapped or something- this just totally proved our theory
FBIWarning 0
must of been the largest ******* can of paint, complete bull shit. fake
DEATHx2 0
god your retarded
genius_man16 1
How does that take an hour?
Azurea_fml 0
Normally I'd be an ass and say YDI, but I am in a sympathetic mood, and sometimes we slip up and forget to do something, and it sucks.
heeystefi_fml 0
lmaooo how did you not look back once? how did you not even see white paint with the quarter of your eye?..
grayh123 0
"quarter of your eye" uh...Que?
speedydrumstix 0
I think it's BS. with the stripers I've used you can see the paint spraying out of the nozzle.
fufubunny 0
LOL!!! EMBARRASSING!!! atleast this is better than that stupid "Wicca" FML
xO_starstruck_xO 0
agree w/#54 lmao what asshloe doesn't put paint in though?! congratulations you became one of my myfavorites(: