Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML
Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
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Top comments
emi_alejandra 23
More like fhl tbh
CheekyRaccoon 27
Oh boy! He must hate you with a burning passion right now.
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Comments (53)
KhaleesiDannie 26
My question is how did you grab a burning hot pie to throw it in his face without noticing it was hot?
Kiernan151 25
OP said it was the centre that was hot and not the whole thing.
loctran 4
This is an FML for the guy who got hit but the hot pie, not you. No sympathy for you at all. That was very stupid of you to listen to those friends.
Zebediabolical 45
How did you not tell that the pie was still hot when you picked it up?
LyricaSilvan 30
1: he was drunk. 2: he said the center was the hot part. Kinda hard to feel the center of something when you pick it up. Unless you pick things up by sticking your hand through them.
domolovesyoshi 33
Except that pies cool outside in the bottom and outside of the pie would still be warm if the outside is warm the centre is burning hot, this guy is an idiot
Zebediabolical 45
If the center of a typical sized pie is hot enough to make someone scream in agony, the outside will be uncomfortably warm. How do I know this? I've baked pies.
LyricaSilvan 30
So why bother asking?
ldhull 16
FYL? F his life is more like it.
DaniealThePope 18
#pray_for_pie_receiving_guy_2K16
fabulousfiasco 12
Regardless of the pie's temperature, what you did was rude. Very disrespectful.
LyricaSilvan 30
I would say you should have had the sense to make sure it was cooled first, but...well, you did make the decision to get drunk. So thinking wouldn't really have worked real well in that situation. F your friend's life. Hopefully he won't be too pissed at you.
LyricaSilvan 30
Well done, sir.
DeadxManxWalking 27
didn't you feel it?
Chorus 11
Hey comment section, uhm, I'm pretty new around here, and there are a lot of abbreviations I don't understand. Can someone help me or provide a list of some sort?
nonsensical 26
GOOGLE. These nonsense comments upset me greatly. GOOGLE ANY ABBREVIATION YOU DON'T KNOW.
sturschaedel 27
OK, I'm not going to be THAT^ person. OP - original poster FYL - F your life FHL - F his/her life YDI - You deserve it
catherinecas 30
@31, depending on what comment section you enter and what the subject is it can all be pretty different. Like FML shares quite a few with fertility comment boards.