Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered, "Nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I was supposed to train a new hire, grateful to finally have someone else here with me on my shift. He didn't show up. I found out later that his mother didn't want him working here because she thinks he's too smart for this job. I found him working at the McDonald's a few blocks away. We pay more than they do. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
Extra McNuggets are considered a McBlessing to most people
Goblin182 27
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Comments (77)
Mehokaay 14
Anyone who complains about getting extra food is dumb.
classicate 29
i feel like ive seen this before?!?!?
heyLaddieHey 18
"Sorry, I was trying to be nice. Won't happen again!"
Larry4Mayor 7
And that is why I let Karma handle everything
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
No good deed goes unpunished
TheNewGuy03 29
Man, this guy is a walking McContradiction. He helps an old lady, and goes out of his way to be a dick to you all in one sitting. Utterly puzzling.
McNobody 2
Obviously it depends on the store you work in, but this is theft and while it was a wonderful gesture on your part it is more than likely to cost you your job if management take issue with it.
iLuvfatchickz 4
:D the look in my face when I get 7 nuggets instead of six
burgermike92 17
**** that guy and his mcnuggets.
sovereign134 8
Nebraska mcdonalds huh? Idk if you work in Lincoln but I used to, and there are some terrible customers. Especially at the McDonald's off highway 2