Today, after drawing a huge portrait of a homeless man to raise awareness about homelessness, I showed it to him. When I told him I was glad he liked the drawing, he groped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML
Today, I got a request to draw a sexual art of a fictional character. Obviously, because that’s my job, I spent five hours doing it. I gave it to the person and it turns out it was a creepy guy I know and he tried to flirt with me by saying, “You are much hotter than her,… Girl.” I’m non-binary and only sleep with girls. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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cuz803 46
I hope you slapped the shit outta the creep. He doesn't deserve a portrait of him to raise awareness, he deserves to be in jail for sexual assault.
mickymoose1 15
That's a very interesting point of view. How did you come to that conclusion? The guy in the FML is definitely one of the assholes and OP should file a police report and I really hope she slapped him. I live a block away from a homeless shelter as well as a halfway house for homeless trying to get back on their feet and they're some of the most kind caring people I've met. It does attract some shady characters, but I've found if you treat them with dignity and respect then they'll often treat you better than most well off people. Put yourself in their shoes, people often ridicule them, put them down, spot on them, make fun of them, and treat them like garbage just because they're not fortunate enough to have a job, home, shower, and other basic needs. It's a lot harder to break out of homelessness than most people think it is and once you're in the cycle, it sucks the soul out of you. People need to work together to end homelessness and build a better life for everyone. For example, did you know it's much less expensive to supply homeless with basic necessities like shelter, food, and hygiene than it is to have the social programs we have now that aren't currently working? If you treat the disease then the symptoms will go away or reduce on their own. So you could even take this a step further and treat our broken society by paying people a living wage, stop giving tax breaks to big companies that are already taking in billions, and work towards building a better functioning economy. But that's work that will likely take decades to achieve so let's focus on getting homeless back on their feet before we lump them into the "they deserve to be homeless" category. M'kay?
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cuz803 46
I hope you slapped the shit outta the creep. He doesn't deserve a portrait of him to raise awareness, he deserves to be in jail for sexual assault.
red6joker 8
Few homeless are nice, most are not sadly
mickymoose1 15
That's a very interesting point of view. How did you come to that conclusion? The guy in the FML is definitely one of the assholes and OP should file a police report and I really hope she slapped him. I live a block away from a homeless shelter as well as a halfway house for homeless trying to get back on their feet and they're some of the most kind caring people I've met. It does attract some shady characters, but I've found if you treat them with dignity and respect then they'll often treat you better than most well off people. Put yourself in their shoes, people often ridicule them, put them down, spot on them, make fun of them, and treat them like garbage just because they're not fortunate enough to have a job, home, shower, and other basic needs. It's a lot harder to break out of homelessness than most people think it is and once you're in the cycle, it sucks the soul out of you. People need to work together to end homelessness and build a better life for everyone. For example, did you know it's much less expensive to supply homeless with basic necessities like shelter, food, and hygiene than it is to have the social programs we have now that aren't currently working? If you treat the disease then the symptoms will go away or reduce on their own. So you could even take this a step further and treat our broken society by paying people a living wage, stop giving tax breaks to big companies that are already taking in billions, and work towards building a better functioning economy. But that's work that will likely take decades to achieve so let's focus on getting homeless back on their feet before we lump them into the "they deserve to be homeless" category. M'kay?
bound101 7
mickymoose1's reply is everything
thatswhatshesaid 3
Homeless people have needs & wants also....what made you think that drawing a portrait of him was going to do any good? All bullshit aside, I'm sorry you were groped, no one deserves that.