Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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syley 5
GRANNIES GONE WILD!!!
superswagbro 7
Maybe she shouldn't get out much.
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Comments (102)
rj33445 4
Y stop the show
littlelovee 7
obviously you should take her somewhere calm and not cluttered with people...like the mall. perhaps a nice nature walk next time. at least then if she takes her clothes off, she'll have a proper defense - it's aû natural(:
Martnikk 15
It's never a good idea to bring a senile grandparent on a public place.
sarcasmismyno1 22
This is not funny, it's just sad. That poor woman probably lived a full life and deserves respect. Senility is a terrible way to end your life.
sexybeast_101 6
#raisinghope