Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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syley 5
GRANNIES GONE WILD!!!
superswagbro 7
Maybe she shouldn't get out much.
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Comments (102)
Harpy20 24
At least you got free food from everyone that abandoned their stuff.
Pleonasm 36
She would've been fine. If you think old ladies are dangerous with a hand bag, then just wonder what they can do by whipping you full speed with a two foot-long breast. EDIT: *** Aimed at #27 *** This was intended for ICastillo, woops!
ICastillo 25
Well usually when breasts are flying your way it's a good thing, but you're right Pleonasm those are deadly weapons right there.
Hannahbanana95 8
Atleast it was just her shirt(: still embarrassing tho(:
fluffykhan_23 4
Pretty sure the FML says ALL of her clothing
t_fml 11
Lesson: Never take your grandmother to the mall
RedPillSucks 33
stripper granny!!! thank goodness there wasn't a pole nearby.
LaLince 40
lol for the pole
phatdaddy62 23
I don't know, there may have been a pole in some old man's pants!
maddygirl820 10
Well you can't blame the elderly it's like being a child all over again
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I hope she was wearing a bra.
hayohkah 5
You'll now have to put your grandmother on the TLC show "extreme cougars" haha :P
lexi365 20
I don't want the mental image of this....
Smeelover27 15
NgAt least she wasn't complaining to a mannequin about how hot it was.
Smeelover27 15
*At
heartemopants 18
Hey! Awesome reference to another fml :)
HopeLEssGossip 16
Grandma is just trying to relive her exotic and wild past, don't make her give up her memories! Maybe you should join in with her so she doesn't feel uncomfortable!