Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
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syley 5
GRANNIES GONE WILD!!!
superswagbro 7
Maybe she shouldn't get out much.
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Comments (102)
HanaFML 10
Maybe she wanted to show off to the mannequin in Hollister. You never know... ;)
Enslaved 38
Should have pulled a Justin Timberlake--in "Friends with Benefits" and joined her in the strip down.
winkydog4056 16
You sure granny didn't pop some Ecstasy before taking her to the mall? I guess one can look on the bright side....granny didn't converse with the mannequins.
Cynicaljellyfish 0
She does not know any better, just enjoy each moment you have together, you only have one grandma
love_me_electric 20
Actually you have two grandmas; one on your mom's side and one on your dad's side. Just saying.
DracoSpirita 21
68 - People are asexual now? I didn't know that! Now I can have tons of kids that look just like me without the hassle of having sex! :D
sarcasmismyno1 22
Technically we all have 2 grandmas....
holagranola 15
And then she yelled at some mannequins, right?
XxQueenofPuppets 10
My name is Sam and I live in Indiana too... And it is WAY too cold for that.
laden_swallow09 35
Hiiiii, Sam.
superrocket19 17
Granny has her hotness back again....
OfficeNinja 5
Everybody in the mall who has ever had an elderly person in their family go senile understood what was happening. That is probably everybody. My grandmother would run out of the house naked and then decide to go for a leisurely walk. The neighbors would bring her home, to my uncles home. He was the town pastor.
gadgetmaster 10
I suppose when you get old and senile you just don't give a **** what anyone thinks. FYL though.
heartemopants 18
Hey if dudes can go shirtless why not granny's?
KiddNYC1O 22
Granny's dudes!