MCMB33
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Gotta get that sweet sweet nicotine
Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML
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iwilkilalzmBs 2
Dude, be sure to lock up your booze.
IntoTheClouds 42
Future mother-of-the-year, right here...
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JocelynKaulitz 28
What, is she going to allow your child to smoke when he/she turns 1 too?
mrssuarez2011 12
Seriously? This woman is smoking while pregnant but I've been praying for a baby and still nothing? Wow that's just so incredible to read.
perdix 31
Yeah, with so many people out of work, you find many people who **** around at work and complain about how they hate their jobs. We're a country of whiny ingrates.
perdix 31
The good news is that you can take up smoking again! I'm sure you missed it.
freakingabc 0
Oh- my gosh. Hopefully you seriously bitched her out! That poor tiny baby :( hope your baby turns out okay. You better like stalk your wife and make sure she doesn't do it again!
perdix 31
At least it wasn't some other dude's pole? I'm trying to find a silver lining here, people!
Snow_White_fml 3
Smoking whilst pregnant causes less oxygen to go to the placenta and baby. Smoking can also cause the placenta to detach from the womb wall ending in misscarrage (it also causes low birth weight and early births which lead to even more development problems for baby)...smoking near your baby or even before holding your baby increases the risk of sids.
heyred 11
Don't forget cleft palate and cleft lip.
longdislover 0
Actually 70 its just a country of illegal immigrants
SweetPerfectionn 3
Why even get pregnant?
perdix 31
Because ******* is so much fun?
SoultheWolf 19
Tell your wife to stop smoking unless she wants to end up with a misscarraige. Seriously, you're not even suppost to hang around with someone who's smoking when pregnant, or even around cleaning chemicals because it causes harm to both your body and the baby's. Its not hard to kick an adiction, trust me I've kicked several myself, all it takes is hard work and perserverance. The more she thinks that, "having one more will help" wont. It just makes kicking the addiction even harder.
tony262626 1
You sound ungreatful... Your support just landed you an extra 4-10 of life. Your wives loyalty just landed her bad skin, breath and much more