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Gotta get that sweet sweet nicotine

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

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Dude, be sure to lock up your booze.

Future mother-of-the-year, right here...

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so did you pour water on her to put out the fire?

Undeniable proof that "bitches be crazy." Sorry for your luck.

That's America for ya

Your wife is a stupid bitch for damaging her body and your unborn childs. FYL.

that is definitely not good for the baby

that's horrible to do while you're carrying a child! it really shows where the "wonderful" parenting skills are gonna go from here.

i dont agree on her smoking cause it will harm the baby but seriously YOU TRY BEING PREGNANT DUMBASS sometimes its ******* awful!! one cig to stop her going batshit crazy & stabbing u in the eye should be fine...

o my god can not strech this enough.never smoke when pergnant because it makes speacial needs kids and noone likes them and they are hard to take care of

ellysaurus 0

Let the woman smoke. Babies are stronger than you think, I smoked my entire pregnancy and my daughter is happy, healthy, beautiful and absolutely perfect.

Dam that's messed up!