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Gotta get that sweet sweet nicotine

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

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Dude, be sure to lock up your booze.

Future mother-of-the-year, right here...

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bellasmomm 0

It's hard to be pregnant, lay off.

Should have closed them legs if it's that hard.

Man if I caught my wife smoking while she was pregnant I'd serve her divorce papers the day after. I wouldn't be able to stand being married to such an inconsiderate and selfish person. To all the people saying 'oh but it's hard to quit go easy on her' yes. It's hard to quit. But when a ******* life is on the line you don't give in. At all.

I feel bad for OP. I'm reading all these comments and he's letting people call his wife a bitch, and everything but a woman! She's human! Give her a damn break. She made a mistake like everyone does, y'all calling her those terrible names are extremely immature. Smoking while pregnant isn't a positive thing at all, but how are you helping by calling her out of her name like that? OP, shame on you for not standing up for your wife to these immature ass people. Don't care what she did, marrying her meant standing by her side all the time. Upset or not.

the doctors actually say it is bad to quit smoking cold turkey if you are pregnant bc the stress can cause a miscarriage