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Gotta get that sweet sweet nicotine

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Dude, be sure to lock up your booze.

Future mother-of-the-year, right here...

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Im guessing your both rednecks?

What a ******* hypocritical bitch, that is ******* gross hope your kid doesn't have flippers, or way under developed lungs!

Your kid is boned.

What an awful bitch!

What kind a of bitch smokes when they're pregnant? It's bad enough just around other people. And on top of that what you did! Wow, FYL that sucks.

MissUmSeriously 2

OMFG this one makes me sad! was a selfish b*tch!! that poor baby :( Seriously it's THAT hard to wait NINE months to smoke? The moment I found out I was pregnant I quit...it's not worth endangering your babies health... I would have slapped her!

Parisgirl34 12

I hope that baby turns out all right during birth. I know people whos smoked during pregantcy and the baby had issues

ViviMage 40

My fiancé has issues because his grandmother smoked while pregnant with his mom. I suggest she try flipping the cig around

Lucky7Samson 10

Could be worse, she could just have an abortion and kill your kid whenever she wants. FYL op.

doglover100 29

Why would she do that?