Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML
Today, my dog is terrified of her own puppies. I don’t know what happened, but when she’s near them, she shows a fear response pretty much constantly. For her to feed them, I need to be by her face distracting her while the puppies feed from her hidden under a towel. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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Welshite 40
Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.
weveallbeenthere 30
she likes your scent.
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gaydragon 13
either your dog is good at prying drawers open much like my dog or you're leaving them out without trying to move them to a higher place, regardless picturing a dog sleeping with underwear is quite amusing and cute
ofinnocencepast 4
How about you put your underwear up instead of leaving it where your puppy can get it.
fooltemptress 36
She likes your scent and is comforted by it. Try putting some of her stuffed toys or a blanket in your bed with you while you sleep at night for a few nights or throwing it in a bag with your underwear for a couple of days. Once you've essentially marked the toys or blanket with your scent, give it back to her. As your scent wears off, you might have to repeat this process but it's better than her stealing your underwear all the time.
kirasant 19
I was thinking OP could put her used pillow case in the dog's bed whenever she changes the bed sheets. Then the next time she changes them, give the dog the newer dirty pillow case and wash the one the dog had with the other sheets. Will only require OP to have one extra pillow case and gives the puppy newly scented fabric every week or so.
Yeshua_fml 19
Your puppy likes to smell the scent of a woman underneath him. If he's wrong, I don't know what's right.
xarina 11
Feel blessed she only wants to sleep with them. Mine ate the crotch out of my underwear. Oh & She preferred eating my Victoria's Secret panties over all the other brands.
amisenho 11
Well, those were tested well before they were put on the shelves for sale. The dog's nose knows.
SunTzu2 9
Better bailing out late than never
harmtouch16 11
Did you try closing the drawer they are in? Or putting the hamper in a closet she can't open?
HJKM_fml 19
try putting mothballs in your underwear drawer. Dogs don't like the scent.
amisenho 11
But neither do humans! It makes you smell like old people.
Ashley868 10
Well she's still just ten weeks. She might grow out of it.
HuebertMCR 10
Hey look on the bright side, he's keeping them warm for you. Like taking clothes out of the dryer and putting them on... There are few pleasures in life greater than that...