Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML
Today, my dog is terrified of her own puppies. I don’t know what happened, but when she’s near them, she shows a fear response pretty much constantly. For her to feed them, I need to be by her face distracting her while the puppies feed from her hidden under a towel. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.
weveallbeenthere 30
she likes your scent.
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angiemarie96 25
I thought this was about a toddler until I saw 10 week old
ProctorKProducti 5
For me it was when it said puppy
marier00 19
same
lillette06 7
it could be worse, my puppy would steal brand new, out of the pack pairs and eat them lol. she just wants something that smells like you.
toaster123 11
how does brand new have your smell?
amisenho 11
#67: The puppy likes the smell of new fabric. It reminds her of the hunt! *sounds bugle*
Saraj07 18
That's weirdly adorable.
rec_chem 22
How about putting them away in a drawer where the mutt can't get to them?
hokie16 13
Really, or a hamper.
olpally 33
Must be some good underwear to sleep with. Lol, adorable and creepy though.
StephanieLynn94 7
How about you try actually putting your underwear away so the puppy can't get to it! Like in a drawer or a hamper if it's dirty!
JDCH_99 10
My 10-year-old Lab does the same thing. It's scent-oriented.
mansen 15
All three of my dogs do the same thing. And only with dirty underwear. My 5yr old English Mastiff actually got into the dirty laundry basket and dug through it to get to the underwear. It can be completely frustrating.
keirissleepy 10
puppies like to feel comfortable as they sleep and your scent helps. she might grow out of it she might not only time will tell
SunTzu2 9
You're lucky she's a puppy & not a pussy
Slavgaard 16
Better underwear than other 'toys'!