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Good boy

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

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Benmantha 31

27 April 2015, 08:05

Agree if your cat can be the maid of honor.

Camo23 21

27 April 2015, 08:05

Dogs are man's best friend.

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stevezero 5

28 April 2015, 17:35

If i had a dog he would be my bet man. if you can't respect a man's best friend i don't know what to tell you lady. on a separate note, in a wedding between 2 men, do they have two best men or does one still have a maid of honor?

tchopper1969 16

28 April 2015, 19:16

ha, man's best friend. I'd want my horse in it somehow

SassyLadyH 2

28 April 2015, 20:38

I think it'd be cute if the dog was the ring bearer.

PopcornTimes 14

28 April 2015, 22:00

Kinda wondering why this was placed in "Intimacy."

PePziNL 20

29 April 2015, 02:26

Maybe you should throw him a bone and use the ol' puppy dog eyes, or make him some woofles so he stops barking about it. Either way, life's ruff OP.

dDailydDosage 8

29 April 2015, 02:41

Hmm I think he should get to choose who his "best man" is, if he really wants it to be his dog. Let him. Or compromise. Have the dog be a part of the wedding in some way. Ring bearer? Tie the rings to his collar. That would be cool. This is all considering his dog is obedient and will sit still during the wedding. If that's not the case, calmly explain that to your man. Or give him a certain amount of time to train his dog to behave if he's that on the dog having a part.