anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Knoxville, United States
Good boy
Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML
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Benmantha 31
Agree if your cat can be the maid of honor.
Camo23 21
Dogs are man's best friend.
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Markovski 18
He loves his dog that much!
Benmantha 31
Agree if your cat can be the maid of honor.
amtapps 17
Just be careful, he might take you seriously!
EarlFug 19
Would love to hear the speeches
Camo23 21
Dogs are man's best friend.
jmigs17 19
People need to stop posting their own comments and just like #3's comment. You won't find a more clever one
jmigs17 19
That was not sarcasm btw.
keirookami 11
bros before hoes
HumanitysFinest 15
Man's best man
WhoCouldIBe 11
Dogs before trusting our logs
Dodge4x4Ram 46
man's best friend
Mattaguirre_ 15
that's ruff
gogo44444 28
Nice
Redoxx_fml 22
Rev:"Do you have the rings?" Groom: "I-I think he swallowed them."
Scryll 17
They're overreacting just a little?
FluffyPandas156 13
what if he trained the dog to give him items and drop it in ops fiances hand
Brandi_Faith 34
69, I certainly hope he didn't train the dog to hold the rings in his mouth. That's just an FML waiting to happen!
Lhiah 17
That's kind of sweet that he loves his dog so much, but inconvenient and a huge overreaction
Cads1 24
The title "best man" would imply that they would be male and a human. He sounds like fool, reconsider your future.
badmandilon 19
I agree with #9e there's boundaries when it comes to animals. As much as you love your pet, they have their place and role in this world.
Brandi_Faith 34
9, "best man" refers to male and human, and yet there are many women that are the groom's best man. The best man is now just related as someone who is the groom's best friend, & someone that has always been there for him; which he obviously feels is his dog. I agree the groom is over-reacting. But I'm sure there can be a compromise. Maybe the (human) best man can walk (or hold depending on the dogs size) the dog down the isle and then hand him off to someone else. Or maybe the dog can go down the isle with the ring bearer. He's over-reacting, but there can easily be a compromise here and it's no reason to break up with someone. In fact, how they handle this argument/issue is a good example of how they will handle other disagreements in their future. Best to look at this as the first serious disagreement as a engaged couple and try and resolve it as you would when you're married.
samthestud13 10
This is the most literal use of a dog is a mans best friend that I have ever seen.