Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
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vermillionlove 0
She just doesn't want you to end up like her I guess P:
lendmeyourteeth 0
you still live with your mum at 27/24? jus blike at least im not an alcoholic bitch
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bonesbaby 0
She probably doesn't want you to be like her.
guitardedman 0
i got my first hangover 8 years before the legal drinking age... hungover at the moment actually. except nobody has ever gotten mad about me feeling like shit besides myself
gary1984 0
WTF is a mum? like a Egypt mummy? lol wtf
joshhh11 0
in Australia and England we say "mum" instead of "mom"
wordgirl 0
Seriously, dude? You have access to t.v. (I'm assuming) and internet and you don't know that the UK, Australia and parts of Africa say "mum?" I mean, even if you only read FML, you should know that by now.
joshhh11 0
#55, I'm pretty sure you just blew his mind
boatkicker 5
Ugh. I hate when people do that. My mom freaked out for me having a glass of wine at thanksgiving (granted I am underage, but in MA if the drink is given to you by your parents, in your own home, it's legal. I was at my fathers at the time), meanwhile, her entire closet, under her bed, in rarely used kitchen cabinets, and hidden among boxes in the basement were who knows how many empty vodka bottles.
The_Disturbed 5
Maybe she just doesn't want you to end up like her. Didja think of that one, OP? Either way, FYL.
LandyPants 0
move out, dumbshit.
containsnosoy 0
The cool thing about being grown up is that you learn to take things with a grain of salt. She may be hypocritically upset because she (somewhere in her mind) realizes she's an alcoholic and that it may run in the family.
TheTruth1428 0
I was thinking that as well. She sees what alcohol has done to her and doesn't want you to end up like her so she yelled at you.
hockeyhouse 5
Um, where does it say the OP still lives at home? Guess I never got the memo parents can't get mad and bitch about stupid things after we move out.
truth215 0
call her out on the alcohol issue