Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
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Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
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vermillionlove 0
She just doesn't want you to end up like her I guess P:
lendmeyourteeth 0
you still live with your mum at 27/24? jus blike at least im not an alcoholic bitch
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Comments (67)
danii_s2 0
she probs just worried that u might turn out like her.
BlueTwist89 0
On yeah, red wine is yucky.
sourgirl101 29
She is also your mother. Do you expect her to be proud of you for not knowing your limit.
dontbmean 0
maybe she doesnt want you to end up like her then
edaj_fml 0
So? She doesn't want you following in her footsteps. There are already enough alcoholics in the world.
CronosDage 0
drinking age in Canada is like eighteen or nineteen.
Sekococo 0
How nice of you to compare your first hangover to a indenial alcoholic mother you must feel above the level sir. Just consider the thought that maybe she doesnt want you to go down like her even if she denies it and if you had really cared about her you wouldn't of brought up her personal issue but instead do something about it. In my opinion You sir is a Douche-Bag. :D
thesecretninja 0
YDI for drinking
jailbot 7
Did it ever occur to you that maybe she is ashamed of what she does, and wants better for you?
skeleton_skinner 0
Sounds like my boyfriends step mom. Ugh. Bitch.
Grift 0
Totally your fault for still living at home at 27 years old. She is probably an alcoholic because you still live with her. You are killing your mother, what kind of a son are you???