Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
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Top comments
vermillionlove 0
She just doesn't want you to end up like her I guess P:
lendmeyourteeth 0
you still live with your mum at 27/24? jus blike at least im not an alcoholic bitch
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Comments (67)
mc1900 4
so youre 25 ish and still live at home. you have no life
mendes1987 0
FYL for using the word mum.. dumbass
Attica 20
Because of course, the way you choose to speak must be the only correct way! You're an idiot.
katie72 6
If you've been legal for six years, why do you still live with your mom? -philosoraptor
blinkingstarlet 15
first of all maybe op moved back home after going to school? maybe OP moved home to take care of the alcoholic mom? why is everyone attacking him/her lol OP that sucks i know how you feel. my dad is in recovery for alcoholism and if i pick up a beer or glass of wine he gets really pissed.
nyc_sailor24 2
She is just trying to protect you so you don't end up like her.
XxQuartersxX 14
Shes probably afraid that youll end up like her.
suckstobehuman 10
So many of you are so judgemental! If you drink younger you don't get hangovers. You missed out on a very important stage of growing up/life by not drinking, you can handle it better when you're young. And there's nothing wrong with living with your MUM in your twenties, not everyone can afford to move out instantly, dicks.