Kate
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Giving up
Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML
Top comments
meneedlove 0
I smell some lazy ass in the area xD
canzo378 0
make sure to prepare college funds for the cats
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Comments (106)
meneedlove 0
I smell some lazy ass in the area xD
wilkshire13 0
I lolled
Kimberly_Isabel 7
And it stinks! Badly. Dump the idiot OP!
Jonkbaby 23
ydi for liking Nabisco food products
wyldecard 0
ydi for marrying a loser lol dump his lazy ass. ...... and take the cats lol
seanreddog 4
I’m a stay at home dad I’m on paternity leave I’m a stay at home dad It’s just the kitty and me
Jonkbaby 23
lol 18 did you make that up
seanreddog 4
No it's by John lajoie. I added the kitty part.
Gerblat 0
Old people burning Old people burning Put your hands up
blinkythefish 1
he's a god amongst men
flugiboogee 9
Old People Burning Old People Burning, That's kinda messed up. JON LAJOIE - I KILL PEOPLE!!!
mmastermetallica 0
seriously cats and everyone who like them are bad news.
CloudN9N3 0
a stay at home dad as in having sex with another women while you are at work? yea that sounds about right
shellytaliaaxxx 0
Maybe he thinks you guys are planning to have kids in the near future?
princesszeebunny 0
ahh i love that song i kill people soo much!!
rosemary1990 0
damn he's just lazy
teresa_009 0
maybe he could be waiting for you to leave for work to go sleep with someone else. either that or he's really lazy. tell him to do some work or get the f out of your life. or, as lee evans says, tell him to do stuff in a sexy voice :) it actually works.
OMGJASMiNE 0
I'd play video gamez all day cuz Ima pimp like that jk!(x
shinshoku13 19
Stupid poor people stupid poor people i have more money than you- jon lajoie!!!!! He makes canadians so proud XP
thatgirlkat 9
Hate to say this OP but it might be another women...
Gerblat 0
Fur-babies need love and attention too...
cryssycakesx3 23
ugh... "fur baby" makes me want to punch myself... right in the face.
canzo378 0
make sure to prepare college funds for the cats
sashatlhs 0
and a few trust funds in case "dad" dies lol
margxoxo 0
they are kiddy cats anyway..
buggybeauty 0
loser. tell him to get off the couch and get a job or get out.
Isamermaid 17
Tell him to get his ass to work. Just tell him whatever you think is acceptable.
boog_fml 7
Lawl
BriSabb 0
lawl. what does that even mean?
Gerblat 0
Alternative way to spell lol.
CloudEnvy 17
Laughing arm waving lout.
xHabsfanx 0
No kids? well maybe the dingo ate yo baby! o.O random, I know..
Raider889 0
I'm pretty sure that those ain't the only pussy's he's lookin after
littlemissdqgirl 8
9 win! Tell him to get a job op.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
OP's got a husband and she hates that dick, she tells me every day...
xGet_Over_It 0
i wont pay i wont pay no way i wont pay na na why dont you get a job
bodoquito89 0
LAZY!!!!!!
wreckem881 0
what a strangle and uncomfortable relationship you two must share
r3sonance 0
Sounds like an excuse to play Call Of Duty all day.....
aardvarkish 17
Pimp that bitch out!