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Kate This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Giving up

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I smell some lazy ass in the area xD

make sure to prepare college funds for the cats

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Burgessnk 0

If you don't have seperate bank accounts already, get one. Go see the paymaster at work and have your pay go into the new account. Transfer any savings too. Then stop feeding him.

blackllama 0

YDI, don't be so selfesh, at least your husband is thinking about the cats.

I wonder why you have no kids. No offense to you

This post will be #80

Aha, this one made me chuckle. I've seen some people telling the OP to dump her/his husband because he's "lazy." I disagree. OP, you should talk this out with your husband and calmly tell the bastard that the cats are old enough to take care of themselves. Leave food out for them before you leave for work or something.

get him to join the navy

alexxss_fml 10

smart man.

alexxss_fml 10

WTF. why does everyone automatically say dump him. is that like the first thing that comes into peoples minds?!?! seriously. it's not like he cheated or did some other ridiculous shat... wow.

Maybe he was speaking in future tense?

maybe he's pregnant and trying to tell you...

thats adorable :)