Ah piss
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Get the checkbook out
Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML
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perdix 31
My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."
MetalFish 0
lol your roomy is a ****
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keilanclarke 0
while he's asleep cut off all his hair. bonus points if you use it to clog his exhaust pipe(:
RedPillSucks 33
take him to small claims court.
proski 0
holy shit man
LeftyPitcher 0
retard alert dumbass gives roomate car to be borrow and ***** it up ah I can see it now timmrows headline nice jib dumbass fuckface ho bitch **** faggit ***** dick head!!!
Amber_the_Great 0
thats kinda harsh
brannyh 0
Insurance?
skyeyez9 25
Accidentally beat the shit out of him with a bag of oranges.
Amber_the_Great 0
as antoine dodson said, "you are so dumb. you are really dumb, fo real"
xGabri3L 3
That's what you get for 'bumping' into a beamer!
TylerX 0
I would be pissed if someone hit my X3.
iltby 3
Should probably tell the cops or something.
doong_fml 0
how do you hit someone elses car with your rear quarter panel? was he drifting or something?