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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Get the checkbook out
Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML
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perdix 31
My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."
MetalFish 0
lol your roomy is a ****
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MetalFish 0
lol your roomy is a ****
iskusmarines 0
BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!
bishoprsv2 0
YDI for having a car you communist piece of trash.
ugwmii 0
17 what r u, a homosexual caveman?
panchod1234 0
yuofftafvd fathxfhdardfjdt!!!
bishoprsv2 0
No lol. Cavemen don't exist anymore.
michelleJ11 25
30, please try again.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
second
disney_blonde 16
Why would you let your roommate borrow your car?
keilanclarke 0
because you're adopted
jonjanssen13 0
hahaha good one
My2864 1
why would you not let your roommate pay for damages?
awhsum 0
aha x) sucks!
michelleJ11 25
If only there was a button for that. Oh wait ...
happykate120 0
why would you let a dip shit drive your car?
perdix 31
My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."
happykate120 0
lol most of the time they both come back smelling funny too :P
perdix 31
Especially when they get rear-ended.
happykate120 0
HA!!!!!
HannahWasNotX 0
11 is win
LeoFML 1
11 is not just the win of this FML, but the daily winner! Round of applause everybody.
MindFucker404 0
perdix is always win
mattzawesome 28
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lovelove24 1
firstttttt ;) sucka's there's always next time guyssss
MetalFish 0
about half an hour late, there mate
michelleJ11 25
Don't worry #9, there's always next time, 'sucka'.
frootietootie 0
your fault for lending your car to an retard like him.
jaybird09 0
hence take his car and ram in to something, payback is fun
triggerit 5
and only then let him drive to the bar...
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Make sure that your roomate is sober before you let him use your car.