lanz4949
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Get out clause
Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
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FalaFala 8
I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...
perdix 31
That snot good.
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ethanman82 8
damn that sucks.... i bet she had a big ol dick too. thats too bad.
allisadawn91 8
If she was willing to let you go from a sneeze, then she's right. You weren't meant to be together. You deserve better than that.
Wanarx 0
At least it good sign saving you from years of regret
Pinkraincoat 18
What a waste of 4 years. Didn't you get the hint about her sooner?
an3ph 20
She's right; it is. The universe is trying to save you from horror.
Count_Coolness 26
Probably best bro. But sorry to hear