lanz4949
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Get out clause
Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML
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FalaFala 8
I understand everyone has their beliefs but this just seems like she was fishing for an excuse to dump you ...
perdix 31
That snot good.
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VoodooPriestess 16
Sneezing has been known to mean good luck or the devil trying to possess you (hence god bless you) or someone is thinking about you or missing you. She just was grasping for a reason.
sabine123_fml 5
She has another boyfriend.
Inked0803 12
And you wanted to marry this crazy bitch?
chuckcloninger 12
I can't say it better than everyone else has already said. Time to move on and thank your lucky stars.
SammiixSue 13
As much as that sucks, it's probably for the best. She sounds crazy.
Youkmylife 7
Sounds like the phrase "good riddance" is in order.
kkrazyangel 16
Better now than later!
onorexveritas 24
that's quite a sign, i'm glad it wasn't a volcano exploding js
ivanhoe4u 3
You dodged the bullet buddy.
Branlamb 14
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious