Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mad at my husband for slacking off on chores. I wanted help so we could both spend time with our daughters who were visiting. He was having a heart attack and didn't want to spoil the visit, so he kept quiet. I just got mad instead of noticing he was in pain. I'm a jerk. FML
Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML
Today, I made the mistake of admitting to my husband that he was too perfect with the way he's always helping with cooking, cleaning and everything, and that it was starting to make me feel a little useless. He got mad and has now turned into the textbook definition of a lazy slob. I wish I'd kept my mouth shut. FML
Today, my husband and I were having an argument over accidentally leaving a to-go container of leftovers at a restaurant. He asked me why I didn’t remind him and I said that I forgot. He asked me, “What if you forgot to breathe one day? You’d die.” Then he kicked me out of the car and told me to walk home. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, my husband scraped his shin while trying to pull down our window blinds. He screamed and shouted at me, because it was "all my fault." How? I opened the blinds the day before, and rolled them up "too high." I'm staying married despite all this toxicity. FML
Today, the door handle on my car broke. Now I have to roll down the window and use the outside handle to get out. Not only is this annoying, but my girlfriend gets irrationally angry every time, and rants about how trashy it looks. I can't fucking help that the handle broke, babe. FML
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SadisticPlatypi 6
I guess it's your turn to yell at him.
isallwaysme 27
but did you make an effort to remind him? or did you just sit there and watch him do the work before telling him to let you out?
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Comments (112)
olpally 33
What a dumb shit.
breakinlegs 19
no I'm sure she just rolled the window down so he could yell at her....its impossible to get out of a car when only one door doesn't work.
Teyros 24
Your husband really dropped the bags on this one.
nickn426 14
No, you're not allowed here.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Ok, everyone has a right to get mad but not a right to be cruel. It was a bit of an overreaction on his part, I give you that. But is it really that hard to cross over to the driver side and let yourself out?
braidedsilver 8
Depending on the car, yes. she may have thought he was coming around. she didn't say how long it took for him to explode like that.
QueenSaru 28
Sometimes it really is. If you're in the front, trying to wedge yourself over the e-brake and gearshift can be really awkward, and if you're a cripple like me, it'll hurt like a bitch too. And as the above commenter said, she probably thought that since he knew (presumably) that the handle was broken, that he would come around and let her out. Of course we don't know whether he took all the groceries in, then let her out and then complained that she didn't help, or let her out and then she didn't help carry anything in and THEN he complained. Needs more facts for sure.
Mackay92 14
rolldown the window and get out next time
nopasanada 3
anybody with common sense would do that.
Ch_rae5 19
well if the doors broken maybe the window part is too
mansen 15
If he took the keys, and it the car has electric windows....
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Wow. It sounds like he had been keeping a lot of passive-aggressive rage bottled up.
worldclassrager 41
I guess that's a recent break...maybe you driving next time will change things...
Typicall 21
Anger issues maybe?
JMichael 26
Well looks like hubby gets the couch tonight.
Dawkenz 3
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