Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaky pipe after watching a tutorial. I turned what I thought was the main valve to cut the water, loosened the pipe, and immediately got sprayed in the face. In my panic, I tightened it wrong and made it worse. I had to call a plumber while standing in a puddle, holding a towel against the pipe like that was helping. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
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Top comments
rukusrazor 0
Now you aren't the only one with backed-up pipes.
hahaha6 0
what an awful way to be cockblocked. but then again, you were in a bathroom.....
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Comments (93)
e_fisher20 0
Serves you right for trying to get it on in the bathroom. It is tremendously douchey to hog the bathroom and make a mess... people who have sex in bathrooms deserve to have the pipes break on them. Find a bedroom like a normal person.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#40: LOL. #44: FTW, lmao. I love your little rant. It was actually funnier than the FML itself which was basically, stupid.
sportfan1226 0
You should have just ****** her in all of the water. It is like having sex in the pool! :)
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
rofl 40. plumbing FAIL
redhotcp510 0
you could have turned that situation into something golden....
u_no_it2009 0
Like some people said. You could have gotten STD's and AIDs from her. god just didnt want u to be unsafe... or he thought "well, I don't get none, so why should he?" :D FYL!
jordandipaolo 0
i kno how you feel man i had the worse cockblock ever man this girl was giving me a blow and like half way through her mom called her for dinner i had to leave i dident even gret to ******* finish:(
tigerarmy_13 0
Lmfao! Man thts funny! Seriously though, weren't there any bedrooms?
Radiohead_fml 0
Don't you know you sound a bit selfish? I think your friend feels much worse than you do.
MOZE_fml 0
Owch bro i would have worded that laste sentence differently but ya know shit happens