Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I was running late for work and sprinted to catch the bus. As I got on, panting heavily, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. The driver gave me a pity look and let me ride for free. I thanked him and sat down, only to discover I was on the wrong bus, heading in the opposite direction. FML
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Top comments
CaptainPat 0
just call the bus garage and complain. "the guy in bus number "x' flipped me off and drove away laughing when i tried to get on. Then add some shit to the story to make it sound even worse. like say you lost your job because he made you late or something.
DocBastard 40
"I would have spit a loogy on his door if he had done that to me. I'm a big ******* moron." There, fixed it for you. You're welcome.
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Comments (133)
russell61 0
you should call the bus owner and report him then see who gets flipped off.
forgotten_addict 1
Merry Christmas bitch! Wow some people these days. I would've been wayyyy pissed if that happened to me, FYL sir.
phenomejon06 0
fake..that would never happen..and if it did report him and he will no longer have a job. problem solved
sk3l370n 0
he drove over my foot is always a god complaint
Doortje 30
Really? I consider it more a Jesus complaint. But that's just me.
Dark_Charizard 0
What a dick move.
inkdot 8
Lol thats so funny! i feel bad for you but still a little funny.
mathman101 3
Merry christmas huh
apoop 0
:] lol
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Lol YLS. Bitchy bus drivers annoy me.
JPYagami 4
Dude if that ever happened to me i would be pissed. Oh well, it does suck that happened to you.