Kids Fuelled

Fuelled

driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose, 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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Friends

me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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Great parenting, Patricia

HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/12/2025 22:00

Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML

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Harj - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, after filling fuel in my car, I drove off. The guy behind me left almost at the time. He was behind me, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. I pulled up alongside him at the lights and rolled down the window to ask him what the fuck his problem was. He promptly proceeded to tell me that my fuel cap was still open. FML

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DoubledTrouble - 21/07/2016 11:58 - United States - Washington

Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney World. They were so eager to get there, they decided they'd clean the fuel system themselves while I was at work, namely by pouring Tide into the gas tank. FML

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TheTruth1428 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 1:47

Hopefully you called a lawyer. That's a nice chunk of money, and "Kids eh" isn't going to make that cost go away.

DaniellasMommy 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:18

Law. Suit.

BREADEDELF 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 4:58

Fill his tank with headlight fluid.

Seirye 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:51

LMFAO, I love you! XD Oh Gavin...

Diogen 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:00

well, apparently one thing your neighbour's not going to do is parent his child. Good luck with the lawsuit!

PhiThetaKappa 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:06

LOL@ #29. You should cut his wiper belt...that will teach him.

KoRnchick 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:07

people its New Zealand you cant take him 2 court and sue

eean 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:02

erm... new zealand does have a legal system. Its not literally a country of hobits and sheep, people live there too.

fmladdict001 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:49

Yes, but we dont really sue people like america. I say next time he is washing his car leave some paint striper out and let the kid play with it.

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Sunday 8 July 2012 2:15

I live in nz too and yes this kind of stuff people would sue you for it.

NotEven 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:39

LMAO #29 & 31. Take out his muffler bearings too!

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:52

I usually don't give a fat rats ass but... water can **** the hell (a technical trade related term) out of your fuel injectors so get it taken care of ASAP. After filters and what not this isn't going to be cheap. Then take the little bastard's parents to court. Good luck with that though. It has been a year and I still have not seen a penny from the wefare grubbing fuckshit who's little snot nose kid put his handle bar down the side of my custom painted truck. In my own driveway. After he was yelled at to get his POS bike out of my yard. Hey... wait a minute... FML