Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, after 8 months of being belittled and treated like trash at my job as a prep cook in a high-end kitchen, I stood up for myself to the line cooks. Not only did everyone laugh at me, I got fired for causing a scene during service and insubordination. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML
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Top comments
juicy_extasy 25
Sue your workplace twice for not protecting you and then discriminating against you
steelersfan501 17
cant you get your job back because your looks cant be reason to fire someone.
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Comments (59)
FMLSpongebob 6
Go on strike. Make some picket signs. Make hate speeches outside the establishment. I had to do it once and it worked out for me. Here's what my chant was if you need some ideas (Krusty Krab is the name of the place I work at): The Krusty Krab is unfair. Mr. Krabs is in there. Standing at the concession. Plotting his oppression.
rileysmiley1 16
Workers Compensation
FMLSpongebob 6
Trump would have a field day with you. First he could make fun of how you look, then he could say: "You're fired. Twice."
dragoongirl90 34
Sue!
aiw14 23
that's discrimination wtf, especially if it's your coworkers fault.
Witchylady 18
They can't fire you for that. Your accident occurred at work. Fight them.
9cc5d05c 0
1, that's a workplace injury you can sue for that, to you got fired for an injury sustained on the job, that's another lawsuit, 3 they can't fire you for how you look at all. talk to a lawyer
musoboy 22
Of course a United States employer would do this. Get your act together America.
worldclassrager 41
Appeal it...that has to be against the law...
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Whatever happened to workmans comp?