Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML
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wowfmlife 0
Gooey+legs=....caterpillar? I don't really get what it was or why it was on your head after a shower, but that's sick
Volcan_fml 22
But what the fxck was it!?
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Comments (94)
wowfmlife 0
Gooey+legs=....caterpillar? I don't really get what it was or why it was on your head after a shower, but that's sick
BirdieCurls 25
I thought it was either a spider, frog or caterpillar? I have no clue.
forsalebypwner 0
haha sweet this is the first FML I've seen that I moderated!
athena3100 9
good for you. not.
uneekfreak16 0
I heard that whole "we swallow spiders at night" thing was an urban legend.
Carribu 0
#5 and #8 - I heard it was 18. #14 - Nope. It's real.
shitidied 17
facts please. you looked it up and saw it on the internet. it must be true.
arienh4 0
#15 - Nope. It's a legend.
lolwut_fail 0
#16 - Nope. You're a legend.
Geist_fml 0
Where do YOU keep your towels?
ddrluna 2
Eww, wtf has legs and is gooey? I could handle a caterpillar or something, but if it were a spider, I'd lose it. That said, spiders aren't exactly gooey...
AK 2
Holy shit, eww. You're making me paranoid! I just saw a huge-ass spider on my wall last night.
musicfanatic 0
ICKYYYYYYYYYYY. i couldn't handle spiders or caterpillars D: