YouAssholes
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Anaheim, United States
Founding father
Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
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alycion 39
Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.
NoFightinDestiny 9
For someone attractive? Really? Make your music attractive, fans will follow.
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Comments (96)
worldclassrager 41
Well depending on where you are you could have a secondary...if you really want to do that...if they find someone more attractive they will probably be hitting on them non stop...
worldclassrager 41
Well depending on where you are you could have a secondary...if you really want to do that...if they find someone more attractive they will probably be hitting on them non stop...
amisenho 11
Having model-quality looks does not equal producing model-quality music. Just look at Susan Boyle!
driinkbleach 18
Lol #5 is great, I think the cheesy quotations only make it funnier :D
cypherwars 15
scout for kids that can their asses. And make a band like School Of Rock.
xbriluvsturtlesx 7
That's not right. I'm sorry.
hobojo69 23
Find a group of talented school kids and start a band with them and kick there ass at the battle of the bands and sing, "no you can't kick me out of what is miiiiiiinneeeeee!!"
Epickitty58 29
OMQ YASSSS
1947Chevy 17
You don't need them if they are going to do that to you
DanielleinDC 34
Start a new band. Let that fistful of assholes flounder miserably without you.
Epickitty58 29
I love your comment and your profile pic
squarecircles 13
If they're gonna be that shallow, screw them and go start another band that'll make better music and don't give up