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Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

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Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.

For someone attractive? Really? Make your music attractive, fans will follow.

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That really sucks. I'm sorry.

I know your pain OP. I'm in a pretty similar situation right now

Epickitty58 29

What's the band called? What kind of music do you play? I am honestly curious. I want to know!

If they do, pretend you're a substitute teacher and form a band of the students. That'll teach them.

Stiggy626 25

go solo man. it worked fit dk many other great musicians

Stiggy626 25

for so many*