YouAssholes
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Anaheim, United States
Founding father
Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
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alycion 39
Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.
NoFightinDestiny 9
For someone attractive? Really? Make your music attractive, fans will follow.
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nerovetsrethca 20
Remember them you started it. Wouldn't be fair if they kick you out. And I'm sure you look beautiful OP. Good voice > appereance
SweetasCandy0609 28
I think you mean remind them not remember them.
himada329 4
Everyone. This is the story of School of Rock!
underthesea12 24
I guess they want to cut the dead weight! Plus girls are easier on the eyes!
JMichael 26
If that's truly the case OP go for a solo act. You might be more successful.
thetruerellim 6
We will make our own band with black jack and hookers... Forget the band!
awilliams44 9
You need to stand your ground op and let them know they if they don't stop being assholes you will find better people for the band.!
glabberfasted 16
Pfft. There are plenty of successful bands with ugly frontmen! The Rolling Stones, for example.
synsam 4
maybe tell your band mates to make better music.
Goblin182 27
Kick them out of the band.
dangerTOsociety_ 5
What's the band called? Ill look you guys up!(: