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Forever single

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Place your own bet OP!

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

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Comments (37)

My sisters always joke with me about how I'm always single I should make them start a bet and join in on it. Sounds like fun actually.

Over/under is 20 years. I've got $20 on the over

Thats bad! my family tought i was gay.. really hurts.. i feel for you!

16 years single right here

10 bucks on ten more years.

Taylor Swift?

Create a bet for them in return and reap in the rewards of satisfaction.

songtrees 8

They should pull that money together to purchase you a grammar textbook.

GoldenGT 9

If I found out my family had that bet going I would tell the one who has the longest bet and tell them they will become a little richer

Stay single long enough and they'll forget ;)