Bridget Jones?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Wolverhampton, United Kingdom
Forever single
Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML
Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Place your own bet OP!
Jea2096 11
If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!
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Comments (37)
chanellgymnast 17
Make a bet to prove them wrong!
SirTalkaton 22
You're family sounds like a bunch of lovely people. Make a counter bet and up the wages!
amberbelle 14
challenge accepted!
MartiOan 8
Oh you must really suck! I mean that sucks, you must be quite disappointed.
imwagdc 15
Maybe some of them bet a short while thinking you are hot enough to meet someone soon! Perspective.
karlcolt45 19
just throw it in your diary op
chuggaa11111111 3
Has*
DWT 18
Oh yeah, 'coz it's totally your fault for being single. #involuntarycelibacy
IHaveThePower 18
Look, while it is true that plenty of us don't get laid for reasons beyond our control--for example, I suffer from a complete and total lack of queer girls in my area--that incel crap isn't going to do anything but spiral you into paranoia, depression, and suicide. Just find something to entertain yourself with until you can change your circumstances. You're not gonna get happier in life believing conspiracies about how 'chads' are trying to ruin everything or what the hell ever crap they come up with.
beneathitallxx 15
They need to mind their own business.
victrin 12
Find out who bet when? The shortest bet = biggest Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus gift.