Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
Today, we were heckling a friend who showed up to skate wearing a helmet, laughing at him for not being confident in his skating. I go to stunt so I can mog him, slip, and wake up in the hospital with stitches and a killer headache. Mogged by a helmet wearer. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
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glassjaw_90 0
See, smoking almost killed you.
DoomJeff91 2
So who ended up throwing the brick further?
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Drkblz 0
I had this happen to me. Some douchebags at a camp I went to where trying to see who could throw rocks father over a cabin. I was on the other side of the cabin. To make matters worse, the two highly unattractive lesbian first aids at the camp agreed that I didn't need stitches, and put a butterfly stich on. Sideways. So we ended up going to someplace nearby to get stitches put in. I waited five hours, until 3 in the morning, with a bleeding head, to get stitches. I guess coughing was more important than head trama. FML.
Amphysvena 11
way to get in the way of their contest. you need to cut that shit out
killloneliness 0
did you get your cigarettes?
El_mariachi 0
ydi for being a skater and going to buy "cigs"
Guitarist45 0
See, smoking kills.........
Anteezy 7
The real FML here is: Today, I was having a brick throwing competition with some of the best brick throwers from the state. They all threw their bricks insanely far so I was nervous. When it finally was my turn I hurled my brick further than ever before, until some idiot blocked my throw with his head. FML
jujubeans98 0
lol...smoking does hurt ...lol x/
zebra22 0
well maybe if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have to go to the gas station which then wouldn't lead to you having 20 stitches!
chantellesmith 0
Agreed.
zebra22 0
ydi for smoking if you didn't smoke none of that wouldve happend!
Gian1288 0
Aww those guys are somewhat at fault because they should know better than to be fooling around and they can really hurt others ! Other than that, please stop smoking..it wont lead you anywhere :) Take care