Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I tried to warm soup in a travel mug. I forgot to take the metal spoon out. The microwave lit up like a firework display, and I screamed so loudly that my neighbor knocked on my door to check if I was alive. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
Not to mention your heroin habit.
chakrabs 0
What are you, an idiot? Why wouldnt you use a microwave? I use it all the time with my cereal, its too cold sometimes and hurts my teeth. 10 seconds in the nuker is usually enough.
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ziqi92 0
this was truly stupid. metal conducts heat. (i'm assuming that spoon was made of metal cuz plastic doesnt heat that easily, if it had been made of wood...i'd shoot u for stupidity. then again melting plastic is just as stupid) why the hell did u stick heated metal into ur mouth? oh and 254, the handle wont heat up that easily bcuz the heat distribution in metal is rather slow. metal heated easily cuz that was directly over the candle, but that heat isnt transported uniformly that quickly, that and the fact that it was too far away from the candle to reach burning temperature.
Bhudda 0
That was funny though.... maybe he just wanted to try a funny experiment? Havent you guys ever tried something stupid just because you were bored and didnt have anything better to do. Cut the poor guy some slack. I give you props for thet though, i woulndt have the guts to stick that in my mouth.
PH4NX0M 16
exactly.
ToxicToast_fml 0
hahahaha the same thing happened to me with a chocolate chip... my whole mouth was scortched. lmao FML2.
Lilianna_fml 0
Dumb ass.
Chazlol 7
# 263 took the words right out of my...fingers...
MadeOfAwesome 1
People like you make me worry about the fate of humanity
superm2813 0
are you seriously that stupid?
aaaaa12345_fml 0
do you have down syndrome?
PH4NX0M 16
no
theunluckyleproc 0
Dumbass
Bullshet 0
I'm surprised you even have the mental capacity to type this on FML.