Today, at a strategy session, my manager displayed a flowchart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a meeting with HR that resulted in me being dismissed for poor performance. I was confused because up until that point, my line manager had said my performance was exemplary. Turns out it wasn't, and he didn't tell me because he didn't want me to be stressed. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML
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davidtheday 0
No, I think they just effectively told you.
rainangel484 0
....they forgot to tell you? so they forgot to stop paying you too?
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Comments (21)
jaydolan 0
Maybe you were fired for not knowing the difference between a flow chart and an org chart?
mr_poopyhead 0
what kind of two-bit operation allows non-employees into the building? isn't there any kind of security?? if you boss was a big enough douche to forget to revoke your access at work i woulda left the meeting to go eff some stuff up... P:Financial>del *.*
BitterTheory 0
Yay office space!
d_dh2310 0
AHAHAHA office spaceeee :)
rainangel484 0
....they forgot to tell you? so they forgot to stop paying you too?
Niki_Nonsense 0
aww poor milton.
kbtoys 2
Actually, that was a pretty hilarious way to get the job done. A little passive aggressive, though. ;)
Ikz_Hustler 9
Leave a "present" before you quit. xD
sbstar2017 8
Just like in office space!!
Quasars 10
Unemployed Break time in the break room, paid by unemployment. Steal their coffee!