Winxy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Fleeing the scene
Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML
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kaitieloo 22
How the did three year old manage that? I'm 20 and I still can't figure out how to open a damned window.
TheGolfGTI 24
I hate to break it to you OP, but he probably doesn't like you.
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Comments (65)
lexiieeex3 32
Maybe you should choose a different career path...
lexiieeex3 32
No need to be sassy, just saying maybe babysitting is not for her.
leogachi 15
You sound more sassy than #21 does.
AndyPurdy 31
kids can do strange things.when i was a kid i somehow managed to unlock a door,go outside and fall down the stairs in my baby walker when my mum wasn't looking
dakatabg 31
What a hateful creature
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, damn. If you were thinking of quitting your day job to pursue a career in babysitting... don't.
Exaspera 55
The " terrible twos" are lasting a bit longer with this one.
tdawg91 17
Anyone that believes the twos are terrible clearly doesn't have a child over two, that third year is insane!
Clinky92 18
I'm hearing Tom Petty "free Fallin'" as I picture him flying out the window lol
FMLusername969 21
You should try engaging the child when your spending time with him/her. Play a game, do a puzzle, teach him how to kick a ball, go for a walk ...etc. Become relatable to the child and give him/her some 1 on 1 attention . The kid will love you!
FrostyNipz19 12
I guess your his Vicky
leogachi 15
It's good to know your nips are frosty, Timmy.
ZombieVampirez 24
Who's breath smells like a dog's behind? who's as cuddly as a porcupine? Who's a curse to all man kind? ICKY VICKY
shemademedoit 20
time to take babysitting to another level
naddousha 14
Part of babysitting is watching the kid... Part if not all.. Sorry to break it to you, but u can't blame a kid for being a kid, you should blame your inattention that led to him breaking an arm. Hope the parents were more understanding than I was ...