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Winxy This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Fleeing the scene

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML

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How the did three year old manage that? I'm 20 and I still can't figure out how to open a damned window.

I hate to break it to you OP, but he probably doesn't like you.

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Well, children usually have a good sense of character.

I have a soon to be 3 year old student who told us to chop off another students feet after he wouldn't sit still...then said he was going to chop off my leg for blocking him while he was trying to ram the little tikes car into other kids...I'm somewhat convinced this child is evil.

Atleast Timmy had Cosmo and Wanda, the poor 3 year old had no one!

This is when Mary Poppins arrives

This is when Mary Poppins arrives

Omg dude that's so sad but hilarious. I'm sorry bad comment

This is one of the few FMLs that made me say, "Oh shit" out loud.

kayla2228 14

still wondering how a three year old could do that.

damn that's cold