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gkid92 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Fill em up!

Today, I found out that if I don't get fillings in at least ten of my teeth within the next year, I could lose them all. I'm 19. FML

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Ever heard of floss and a toothbrush?

Kayble89 13

Ten filings, when is the last time you were at a dentist? YDI for your nasty ass mouth

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Dick sucking will do that to ya

rofflewaffle 9

Actually semen is pretty good for your teeth. At least, that's what guys tell me. :s

Why yes, in Southeastern Asian semen is the main source of toothpaste.

cryssycakesx3 23

giggity

Holy shit, dude. Oral hygene- it's not that hard! YDI to the max.

Alastrina_fml 20

Maybe it's bad luck genetics, [there are some people that are just bound to lose their teeth no matter what] but even so, basic oral care isn't that hard. I'm 29 and I still have healthy teeth and 0 cavities.....course I also brush my teeth 3 times a day too....

It's called a toothbrush and toothpaste stupid

lena_redhead 0

hey... don't worry I hadn't been to the dentist in over 6 years because we didn't have health insurance... im only 18 and I had over 20 cavities filled

ohjessica 11

If you don't have health insurance, wouldn't that be a reminder to take extra care of your teeth? I'm sure you've spent more on getting over 20 cavities fixed than you would on health insurance.

That's no excuse they have discount plans so a exam can be under $50 and the silver fillings $409 but you can get them for less then that depending on plans they provide.

I should add something $409 is for only two silver fillings. If you went in earlier then you could have fixed them for this much which is significantly less. Since you don't have the kind of money to pay a bill like the one you will have take the other persons advice and get dental insurance soon as possible.

You deserved it. Brush your teeth.

Toothless head is pretty good so at least you'll have that advantage if you do lose them. Or so I've heard...

Bwhaaaaahahaha @ jacking off all day

Gotta take care of the teeth!!